Saturday, January 30, 2010

Toddlers & Tiaras: Getting "Smize" Completely Wrong and more...

Hilarious/disturbing stories from Jezebel.

Fri Jan 29 2010

living dolls
Toddlers & Tiaras: Getting "Smize" Completely Wrong
On last night's episode, one pageant grandma spent a considerable amount of time training her 7-year-old granddaughter to avoid squniting when she smiled. Tyra Banks would be severely disappointed that her tutelage was not heeded. MORE >>

book reviews
Marry Him: A Diet Book For Your Love Life
We've already argued at length against Marry Him's pro-settling premise, but reading the whole book reveals a whole new level of crazy. Lori Gottlieb's version of dating and marriage is basically calorie-counting for the soul. MORE >>

cover lies
Glamour Pees On Motorcycle, Tells You It's Raining
Glamour editors must think their readers are pretty dumb. From how to wash your face to what men are thinking, we didn't learn anything new this month. Well, except when it's appropriate to pee on your man's motorcycle. MORE >>

period pieces
Will Period Jokes Hurt The iPad?
One day of period jokes later, the snickering over Apple's new iPad is hard to avoid. Does it matter? MORE >>

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